Iyambic pantameter is superior, and so, this is to be done in blank verse

A Rickroll is the pinnacle of shame
That red-haired man a demon in disguise
To hear that drum beat drop and then his face
would bring a smile to even Jesus Christ

Admins they can not laugh at even this
they like to huff their jenkem in the raw
while high they spot some lulz about to strike
and stroke their cock while clicking to the beat

A shame it is, to smash such playful fun
and internet, it is so very strict
business, it is serious indeed
One comment can make a troll of thee

A merry chase is what I think we need
to ruin the fun of browsing furry porn
Make haste and ban this bitch with spite and hate
Your website fails at being what it is